Wanted: Shaggy, Floppy Haired Boys In Very Tight Gear

FLOPPY IN-YOUR-FACE STYLE HAIR -
HOW EXTREME CAN YOU GO BEFORE IT'S TOO MUCH?

Summary

  • This page considers just how extreme we could get with floppy, in-your-face hair.
  • Growing your hair out should provide plenty of enjoyable aspects for you.
  • But at some point as it keeps getting longer and in your face more frequently, it could start being more of an annoyance than a fun plaything.
  • Will you find ways to cope to keep it fun, mostly? Or would you embrace being a victim to this 'low grade' constant torture?
  • We want to explore all the ways you feel about it -- realtime, as it happens.
  • At some point will you reach a limit to the amount of annoyance, hassle and effort you can tolerate?
  • Does keeping it playful help? Or does embracing the suffering help more? Which way will you go with it?
  • I then explore some fun, playful, sexy things to do with long, floppy bangs
  • Then I go through several examples of hairstyles that could work to provide in-your-face, floppy, playful possibilities.
  • I show examples ways to make various hair styles 'more extreme' to increase the time they spend flopping around in your face rather than laying demurely above or to one side.
  • I explore some of the annoyances from hair that gets in your face like this
  • I go over what your hair might be like, what you can do with it, and the challenges at various stages of its growth
  • Finally, I go over ways to deal in the moment with hair that's in your face -- ways you can flip, toss, shove it, swing it, tilt it, and more.

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Another way of saying this – how much can you take it flopping around in your face? How much will you have to struggle with hair burying your eyes to actually see out? How about the constant tickling, soft petting, slap-patting and brushing you feel from the hair in your face? How much extra effort will you have to expend getting it out of your line of vision all those times you need to make sure that you’re not getting blindsided by something or someone – to avoid even more suffering.

Certainly, as you start growing your hair and hopefully for a long time, you'll enjoy doing it, seeing yourself with it, noticing and playing with the way it feels hanging down, flinging around -- all of it -- the weight of it, the texture, the lushness. You enjoy the plentiful, overflowing abundance of it as it dangles and swings and sways or as it's flicked, tossed and whipped around. Seeing it in front of your eyes or catching glimpses in mirrors, you like how you look with your full, thick, sexy overflowing mane. It's fun to show off with it and to let it dangle in your face so others will notice just how long it's getting. Notice how they watch as you flick it, fling it, toss it; as you hold it in your hands, stroke it, groom it, and push it aside.
 

But even as you have fun with all that, there's probably a point where your hair just starts falling in your eyes and face more frequently than you like. And perhaps the frequency of that could start to get really annoying. The challenge once you start thinking like that is: can you deal with it and still mostly enjoy it? Can you find other ways to keep it interesting as a distraction from its constant tedium?

Or, at some point, will you start to embrace seeing yourself as a victim of these 'low grade' annoyances that were easily ignored when they were occasional, but now they're unrelenting and are your new torment. What is that like? Getting annoyed or angry about it -- just resigned to it -- feeling victimized? Perhaps finding ways to enjoy the torment? Or to enjoy becoming a martyr to it, perhaps?
 

Well, we're going to find out just how long you can grow those bangs. We want to find out how long you'll make it into something fun and playful. And then if that changes, what does it change to? If not enjoyable, can you still deal with it? What's that like? What form does this new suffering take? How intense is it? And how long can you continue to deal with it? That's the journey.
 

FUN THINGS TO DO WITH EXTREME FLOPPY IN-YOUR-FACE HAIR

Extreme hair like this is way more beautiful and exciting than short stubby brushy cuts which may be more convenient, but are so less inspiring.
What can you do with this longer hair?
What ways can you swing it side to side while it’s hanging down in your face?
How precise are your flips?
Do you land it where you want it? If it used to lie horizontally across your forehead, did you enjoy flinging it back up there when it cascaded down?
Did you flip it a lot – do you still? Or do you push it up now with your hands?
Are your finding that your hands functioning more and more as hair control appendages than anything else?
Is that fun? Or does it feel like a handicap to always have to keep a hand available for your hair?
Do you ever not have a free hand available? What happens then? Frantic flips?
Do you have fun responding to people with your hair hanging down over an eye?
What do you think they’re thinking seeing all that hair covering an eye?
Envious of such an overabundance of hair?
Turned on?
Or do you think they’re dismissive and think you’re kind of pathetic for putting up with it.
Do you ever encounter people who obviously like the sight of your hair in your face and eyes like this?
Any who give you attitude about it? Do you ever have fun with the attitude?

Do you like flipping your hair while others are watching?
Do you like it when it falls down in your face while others are watching?
Do you ever make it more of a spectacle for them?

 

Can you swing your bangs down as well as up? Do you?
What’s it like to flip your bangs around in both directions, left and right?
Or to forcefully swing your hair in the opposite direction to the way you usually swing it?
Do you swing it out very often, so that it fully extends into your face.
What opportunities do you have to do that?
Do you have fun doing it or do you dread it thinking that there's even more to put back in place?
Do you like seeing other guys with hair in their eyes and face?
Do they like seeing you?
Ever see them get annoyed with it? Do you ever get annoyed with yours?

 

FIRST REQUIREMENT -- A HAIR STYLE PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO FALL VICTIM TO GRAVITY

The particular cut and style of your hair has a great deal of bearing on the quantity and frequency of your hair falling in your eyes and face. For the most 'in-your-face' style, your bangs right above your eyes need to be longest and heaviest.


 

If your bangs are relatively short over much of the span of your eyes but then extremely long off on one side only – it’s going to be much easier to control and keep out of your face -- and that’s not what we want here. No -- we want it out-of-control and in-your-face all the time – well, pretty frequently at least.
 

For example, these wigs are set with the hair parted near the center. See how all the hair gets pushed off to the side -- or to both sides?


 

These are better. The hair is parted well off to one side so the fullness of the bang lies far more in the center of the forehead and wants to fall more forward now instead of just to the side.


 

If parted, the part should start low, thereby diverting more hair into the part (the blond wig above shows this well). Hair parted like that will sweep more horizontally across your forehead, lower and closer to your eyes. Hair that enters the part at its lowest point of origin will have less vertical space to lie in. The farther to one side the part is, the longer the strands will have to extend horizontally – and the more they will feel the pull of gravity tugging them down and out of their sidelong sweep. Continued growth will result in the leading edges of the bangs extending farther and farther from the stationary support of roots that are fixed in place. In extending their sideways sweep, bangs will find diminishing support for such horizontality and more for gravity's vertical pull down. And more and more the bangs will fall victim to it.
 



Sexy as both of these are, if the parts either started farther over or the bangs grown a bit longer they'd be in their faces a lot more.
 

If the part is low on the forehead, then hair entering the part at the lowest point will often drape across lower too. Low parts frequently cause hair like this to arch down into the sightline of the near eye. If the part is not particularly low, then this first eye generally gets to stay hair free most of the time. But with a low part and long enough side-swept bangs, then both eyes are in the paths of the downward cascades of hair.


 

For this style to work, the bangs need to be long. And the more they extend across all of the forehead the more they’ll be pulled down into all areas of the face. Bangs that are only long off to one side – especially if it’s to the side of the far eye – those bangs are going to be much easier to control and thus easier to keep from getting in your face and eyes as often. But with bangs that are longest right in front, in the center of your face, their natural response to gravity is to hang down right where they are -- in the middle of your face – and that’s where they’ll be going again and again.


 

Obviously, the longer the bangs right in front, the more they'll fall. Positioning the hair to grow away from where it naturally lays (far off to one side, laying horizontally or diagonally across the forehead) -- this adds more length and heft for gravity to pull on, pulling it back to where it naturally wants to fall (directly down, over your eyes, in your face).
 

DIFFERENT FLAVORS OF EXTREME FLOPPY AND IN-YOUR-FACE HAIR

There are lots of variations on this style.

  • Side swept at maximum horizontal length





  • Full frontal bangs that hang down



  • All to one side, hanging down, frequently obscuring one eye (and eliminating bifocal vision and thus depth perception).

  • Point/Whip

  • Hair Blobs (great for wavy, curly hair). This can be even more of an S&M style because there’s more hair flopping about in unison as a mass in your face – and it’s heavier, thicker and harder to control as it tends to behave more like a big blob rather than as separate strands.



  • Dreads! It's best if the dreads are thin and plentiful and dangling over the eyes. If it naturally wants to dangle down in front of your eyes, it's likely to be hanging there nearly all the time -- kind of like a beaded curtain.

  • Too much hair to keep out of your face. It's in your face more than its not.

  • When you hair gets so long that it hangs down in your face nearly all the time, you will be required to find ways of dealing with it whenever you need your eyes to be unobstructed by hair. You'll also want to be able to physically move or change the position of your body and control the swaying, swinging, flopping and slapping your hair will want to inflict on your face, eyes, mouth (or others within hair-shot of you). Any big physical movement (especially big head movements) becomes a big hair movement event at the same time. The once simple and easy method of just looking up and visually taking in what's happening around you beoomes progressively less simple and less easy. To compensate, you'll adopt a number of physical movements to deal with the now difficult process of seeing out, and of controlling your hair movement when you move. These new compensatory movements become like ritual to you in that you'll have to perform them so regularly, so automatically and so often that they are ingrained parts of your life -- and with your hair this way, you cannot opt out of them. You'll either find ways to play with them and amuse yourself and others or you'll come to see them as an unending annoyance, tiresome, tedious and unwelcome -- a real torture. Either way, they'll be ingrained as essential aspects of your day-to-day physical being.

    • THE ANNOYANCES

    How do you handle the annoyances that come with this style?

    There are challenges to having hair hanging in your face.

     
    Constantly pushing it and tossing it back up -- and it just falls back down again!
     

    And there are even more challenges. Like when my boy wants to suck on a tasty spoonful of something without also sucking in a taste of his hair that's dangling just past his lips. He'll be jerking, flicking, tossing -- a lot. And if that fails, in will come hands and fingers to push, shove and hold aside all that hair. All this commotion just to get his bangs to temporarily, momentarily, give back some of the site lines they obscure, or to open a clear path to his mouth.

     
     

    Athletes with long, floppy hair face an extra challenge -- but look so good doing it.


    Wrestling with hair falling in his face. Super Hot!
     

    GROWING YOUR HAIR - CYCLES AND POSSIBILITIES

    Starting out, your hair is not likely to be very long (I'd be thrilled to be wrong about this, but I'm not counting on it). So assuming that, then it would mean that in the first few months we would both simply enjoy watching your hair start to grow. Until your hair gets long enough, we can play and 'practice' using wigs cut in extreme floppy styles. Maybe we can cut the wig to the style your hair will attain when it fully grows out.
     

    Eventually, during the first or 2nd year (depending on its length at the start) your bangs should reach their minimum required length. You will need to let your bangs grow until they can freely hang down in your face and tickle the bottom of your chin. At that length, your hair will often fall and hang down in your face, swing, sway, and flop about, and may bury one or both eyes a lot of the time.
     

    Your hair may or may not end up at that length. We're going to try to find the perfect length for it -- where it's long enough to be falling and hanging around in your face the most -- and also motivating you to get it moved back out of your face and eyes. The right length will have you acting most frequently to swing it, toss it, flip it, push it back out of your face & eyes, to make it less annoying in the moment, and to reopen sight lines out. We want to discover the length that causes it to fall down the most and while also encouraging the most flips, tosses, etc. back up. Basically it'll be the length with the most falls & flips per minute.
     

    But after that ideal length -- one where there's a great deal of fall/flip cycle activity -- additional length could slow things down. With more weight and more bulk, it could start becoming too hard to flip. So you'll flip less and your hair will hanging down in your eyes and face more and more. Maybe we'll see what it's like to have hair that you can't easily get out of your face with the flips and tosses that used to work. It would be interesting to see what it's like when the only way to clearly see out is to hold your hair up and out of your eyes with your hand. You'd be truly 'hand'-icapped like that -- and may have to dedicate one hand to that purpose full time or nearly so. What would that be like? How would you deal with that? Would you find any fun and playfulness there?
     

    Or, if it's always just covering one eye and you need to see out with both eyes (you need your depth perception for some reason), then you'll again have to hold that hair up and away from that eye. Will you be doing that a lot -- or can you let go of depth perception most of the time?
     

    Maybe after seeing what that most extreme, always-burying-your-eyes length is like for a while, we'll trim it back slightly -- back to the length with the fastest, most active fall/flip cycle. And then either keep it at that length -- or let it grow again and then alternate between the fastest fall/flip length and the length with eyes totally buried. We could range between these length for a while. Both would be intensely hot, super sexy and really annoying in their own ways. And a total turn-on for me. What would that be like for you?
     

    Through all of this, your hair will be growing so that it is more and more in your face, in your eyes, in your way -- more and more of the time. And it'll look sexy as fuck. You'll be the extreme long haired boy with super long overflowing bangs that hang down, dangle, swing about, and flop around in your face. Your hair will look really good, whether as long, beautifully textured locks or as flowing, billowing curtains of hair. It'll be thick, sexy and super abundant. And the longer it gets, the more attention it will force you to give it. Yes, the longer and sexier it gets -- the more you'll have to work for it.
     

    As it grows, the way it looks will change or evolve and you'll be able to experiment with that too. Say, it's side parted, but then that part grows into ... what? A long curtain? Pointed like a whip? Or more like a brush or tail? With each evolution you'll again have the fun of figuring out what you can do with hair that's like that. You will have the fun of figuring if you like it more or less than the way it was before.
     

    TYPES OF MOVEMENTS AND ACTIVITIES WE MIGHT SEE WITH EXTREME HAIR FALLING IN YOUR FACE

    Listed here just for the fun of it -- or perhaps to spark some imagination

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